Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[jdog1408]

A spoof thread of "Ask a Simple Question, Get a Simple Answer"
Let me start
Why is may ankle blue?

 

[Gamefury64]

You ate too many blue berries.
What shape is a potato?

 

[pizzawolf14]

Potato-shaped

Why doesn't Donald Trump fix his hair?

 

[sgbros1]

He's trying to look like Donald Duck.

Why is the sky purple?

 

[jdog1408]

Because you burnt your pancakes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Gamefury64]

Cause it can.

Why is @pc_assassin obsessed with the potato?

 

[sgbros1]

@pc_assassin is not obsessed with the potato. @pc_assassin is the potato.

1 + 1 = ?

 

[jdog1408]

Orange
What's that square root of pie?

 

[Gamefury64]

Spoiler

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What is three years, times six, minus bread?

 

[jdog1408]

Fettuccini
Dude where's my car?

 

[sgbros1]

Here.

What is the purple thing used for?

 

[jdog1408]

That's mommy's magic stick... @_@

What is a turtle's only weakness?

 

[sgbros1]

Time.

Do you wanna build a snowman?

 

[Gamefury64]

*Gif of NO GOD NOOO*

"What is rocket plus X?" (Please someone know that video)

 

[Celestialphoenix]

..Y?

What animal is Sonic the Hedgehog?

 

[jdog1408]

He's a Sonic, silly.
Why can't I climb trees

 

[Tepig4321]

He's a Sonic, silly.
Why can't I climb trees

Cuz idk
How do u play mc

 

[pizzawolf14]

With a device capable of running it.

How can bees fly?

 

[jdog1408]

Miniature Helicopters
How many pancakes can fit on the roof?

 

[Tepig4321]

Miniature Helicopters
How many pancakes can fit on the roof?

Depends
if a tree falls in the forest and no one can hear it, does it make a sound?