Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[duckfan77]

Dry Ice, under standard atmospheric pressure

What deposits?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Atheromatous plaque.

Why is one of my cats a ghost tabby?

 

[duckfan77]

It's a shade of it's past.

instrumentation amplifiers?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

(he’s actually black/very dark brown, but if you look closely you can see tabby markings very faintly)

Photomultipliers, and election multipliers.

555 chip?

 

[duckfan77]

Timer

741 chip?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

No idea.

Tortilla chip?

 

[duckfan77]

(Basic OpAmp)

Yes

No?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Nein.

Namaste?

 

[duckfan77]

Hello

Goodbye?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Au revoir.

Is a LOLcat an om-nom-nomnivore?

 

[duckfan77]

No, that's horrible.

Am I sick, or just nervous?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Hopefully just nervous.

Why won’t a magma crucible turn ingots into molten metal?

 

[duckfan77]

Doesn't get hot enough

Why did I spend 6 hours standing on concrete in a tyvek suit?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Biohazard training

Whats the worst thing about Mondays?

 

[duckfan77]

(Nope. Composite manufacturing, the resin's fairly nasty and doesn't come out of clothes)

They're the day before Tuesday

Why am I sore?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because you're secretly undergoing high intensity interval training, or learning to become a ninja.

Why am I having trouble thinking of a question again?

 

[duckfan77]

(the standing on concrete for 6 hours is probably the real reason)

Because it's hard to think of good ones.

What question should I ask?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

That one.

Why did I fall asleep in the middle of writing a post?

 

[duckfan77]

You're tired.

Why don't I feel good?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because you are also tired, and maybe coming down with something.

Is “Robin Banks” a bit too on-the-nose for naming a thief-type Rogue in D&D?