Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

(Alas I really do. I’m getting a bit big for some of my clothes )

The sky is made of a fusion of light and ice, called lice.

Ew.

Why was that unexpectedly gross?!

 

[duckfan77]

You didn't see the insects coming before they arrived.

Can I please get a definitive answer, as the doubt is torturous?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

(I certainly didn't, you're right there)

I hope so! Doubt is a horrible feeling, one I've been familiar with.

Why am I going to try out a karate class tomorrow night?

 

[duckfan77]

It sounds like fun exercise.

Can fuzzblob end?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

I’m not sure what fuzzblob is! Sounds like my face though.

Who watches the watchmen?

 

[duckfan77]

(thankfully, it has)

Dominoes.

What is dominoes as the answer a reference to?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

I don’t know, unfortunately! I do have a hankering for pizza now though.

What is a pizzaburger?

 

[duckfan77]

(XKCD's What-If, specifically the end of this one)

An abomination

Boink?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Never, alas.

(Also, you are correct - I would have also accepted “a disappointment”)

Did I have a good time at karate?

 

[duckfan77]

Yes!

What's going on?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

I'm late leaving work! Arg!

Why are hoax messages about hackers a thing?

 

[duckfan77]

Most people don't understand computers enough to know.

Why do I keep saying things I shouldn't?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because sometimes it’s hard to keep things inside, or phrase things right.

Why did my dream include someone I did teacher training with 13 years ago?

 

[duckfan77]

Memories

Melting life hearts?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

A bad sign in a videogame.

Giant food or tiny food?

 

[duckfan77]

Medium food

Do ghosts eat?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Only things like Spookghetti and Boonanas.

How do you make an oak tree grow tall and branched in Minecraft?

 

[duckfan77]

I know a block above stops it, think it's a pillar next to it makes it grow branched?

Does the question in the answer count as a question?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

(Yes it does - particularly if you put 4 pillars around it; if you leave one block adjacent to the sapling with a torch instead of a block, that helps)

I’ve wondered about that myself, but I’d say no.

Which is the worst Harry Potter book?

 

[duckfan77]

Cursed Child (fight me)

Best way to prevent data recovery?