Operating System, bit type: Windows 8, 64
Java version/update, bit type: The latest, 64 bit
Launcher version: 1.3.5 (not relevant)
Completed the troubleshooting guide (y/n): N, unrelated
Console log, pastebin.com link: http://pastebin.com/KHK6mDxs (Last part can be ignored, I'll explain)...