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"Well, shit, he exploded. Come on, Reginald, Let's have some steamy apocalypse sex..."

"I'M SORRY, PADDLING... WE CANNOT GO ON LIKE THIS... I FOUND A MAN WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT I WANT! IT'S... IT'S... YOUR PET HIPPO, REGINALD!"

"But wait... They were MY jaegerbombs! "

"TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER I SLIPPED CYANIDE IN YOUR JAEGERBOMBS" I'll slip cyanide in YOUR jaegerbombs winky smiley horny face

"PLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLBPLB"

"Wanna make out?"

"I ALREADY DID! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW, BITCHES!"

"I AM NOT A STEGOSAURUS"

"MY SHIRT'S NECK IS INSUFFICIENTLY REVEALING FOR MY ART STYLE" (ANIME GIRLS - NEED MORE B00BS"

"I TOOK THESE EARS FROM A RARE, RARE PURPLE HARE! I ATE THE REST OF HIM! YAAAAY!"

Because YO FACE! And you didn't join in, plus I'm in the middle of a reply, so... "OMG #SWAGGIN LOL WHO WANTS TO COME ROUND MINE FOR BOOZE AND BOYZZ LOLOL PLEASE KILL ME"

"I'M HORNY, HORNY HORNY HORNY"

U FKN WOT M8 IM A FUKIN TURTLE N DONT U EVA FRGET IT "I WILL EAT YOUR SOOOOOUUUL"

"Hi! I'm an anime girl! Can I have some SEX please?"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! "I'm into astrophysics and logarithms!"

WICKED! WICKED! JUNGLE IS MASSIVE

It's a derpy turtle holding a paddle, referencing my MC skin and username respectively. Jeez, wasn't it obvious? :p Also, loving the Welcome to Night Vale reference in you signature! "processing_information_ processing_ #ERROR# could not run reply.exe Would you like to contact left frontal...

PLEASE tell me that was a reference to this: "My scarf is made of shadows and angst"

"Dat ass... By 'that' I mean MY ass, obviously"

"I don't recognise a goddamn TURTLE when I see one. Seriously, is my perception really that bad?"