Operating System, bit type: Windows 8.1,x64
Internet Service Provider: Verizon Fios
Java version/update, bit type: JDK 1.7.0 update 45, build 18
Anti-malware software: Windows Defender (hahaha)
Completed the troubleshooting guide (y/n): Y
Console log, pastebin.com link: none, as I cannot even...