Defeat The Godmodder

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I command trillions of mountain lions to run at the hydra. Right before they reach it, I freeze time, strip everything away except for the mountain lions, and then resume time. Trillions of mountain lions rush at the hydra, tearing apart everything in their path, and I simply merge the snapshot of time that I made previously into reality whenever the mountain lions die.
 
i make a time machine and meet his mom and make her meet a guy from a place far far away and they dont have a child so the modgod dies
 
I sing chocolate rain until the hydra is covered in chocolate. I instantly afterwards start stating statistically unstated statements about pollution and acid rain. The hydra's heads are now burning in pure acid.
 
i make a time machine and meet his mom and make her meet a guy from a place far far away and they dont have a child so the modgod dies

In an alternate universe the godmodder also goes back in time and corrects your mistake. He then burns your time machine and all knowledge of time travel or that may lead to time travel ever again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I sing chocolate rain until the hydra is covered in chocolate. I instantly afterwards start stating statistically unstated statements about pollution and acid rain. The hydra's heads are now burning in pure acid.

All the hydra's heads burn off. They grow back. Two for each one. Hydra now has 24 health.
 
Since the knowledge of time travel has been lost, I instead make a time stopping machine, that stops time for everyone but the user, creating an indirect time-forwarding machine. I then kill every person on the planet at once (excluding the hydra, the godmodder, and anyone participating in the game), to ensure that nobody may interfere.

I leave one person alive, though, and I torture them until they give me the nuclear launch codes. I launch every nuclear missile that I have possession of at the hydra (freezing time at appropriate moments so that they all come in one large blast), and proceed to arm every other person participating in the game with heavy experimental weaponry. A dozen nanosuits armed with heavy QMGs rush at hydra. In a standard scenario, that would disintegrate the molecular bonds of the enemy's molecules, causing uncountable amounts of small explosions to take place in the bullet hole of the enemy, slowly blowing the enemy apart until nothing is left.
 
Since the knowledge of time travel has been lost, I instead make a time stopping machine, that stops time for everyone but the user, creating an indirect time-forwarding machine. I then kill every person on the planet at once (excluding the hydra, the godmodder, and anyone participating in the game), to ensure that nobody may interfere.

I leave one person alive, though, and I torture them until they give me the nuclear launch codes. I launch every nuclear missile that I have possession of at the hydra (freezing time at appropriate moments so that they all come in one large blast), and proceed to arm every other person participating in the game with heavy experimental weaponry. A dozen nanosuits armed with heavy QMGs rush at hydra. In a standard scenario, that would disintegrate the molecular bonds of the enemy's molecules, causing uncountable amounts of small explosions to take place in the bullet hole of the enemy, slowly blowing the enemy apart until nothing is left.


The godmodder goes back in time and prevents you from stopping time by shooting you in the head. Back to start with you.
 
I bring every philosophical and English professor in the world together to write a large, 4,000,000,000,000 page book explaining the color blue in every possible sense, using the most difficult, unlearned, and confusing wording.
 
I bring every philosophical and English professor in the world together to write a large, 4,000,000,000,000 page book explaining the color blue in every possible sense, using the most difficult, unlearned, and confusing wording.

The godmodder doesn't care as he has no desire to read your overly large book. He then drops it on your chest causing you to suffocate and die. Back to start with you!
 
I come at the hydra with a golden sword and my cybernetic tail, set to torch mode, as well as an army of nanobots in my bloodstream to handle any poison. I proceed to cut off each head with the sword and cauterize each stump with my tail, leaving the immortal head, which I cut off with the sword (after which cauterizing the stump) and throw at the godmodder. The hydra is still alive, but just a head.
 
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I come at the hydra with a golden sword and my cybernetic tail, set to torch mode, as well as an army of nanobots in my bloodstream to handle any poison. I proceed to cut off each head with the sword and cauterize each stump with my tail, leaving the immortal head, which I cut off with the sword (after which cauterizing the stump) and throw at the godmodder. The hydra is still alive, but just a head.


The hydra improvises by growing a body out of it's head. The hydra has been damaged greatly. It is now down to five health.
 
The godmodder goes back in time and prevents you from stopping time by shooting you in the head. Back to start with you.

But didn't he remove all knowledge of time travel? ALL knowledge? Yeah. So Peggle didn't die?

I build a shrink ray, and accidentally fire it at myself. I realize what an amazing advantage this is (Provided I don't get stepped on) and run for the hydra. I crawl up his nose (Eeew, hydra boogies!) and attack his brain from the insides.
 
But didn't he remove all knowledge of time travel? ALL knowledge? Yeah. So Peggle didn't die?

I build a shrink ray, and accidentally fire it at myself. I realize what an amazing advantage this is (Provided I don't get stepped on) and run for the hydra. I crawl up his nose (Eeew, hydra boogies!) and attack his brain from the insides.

Godmodder is able to retain all removed knowledge as he is the godmodder and knows all. Peggle is still dead and must respawn. The hydra slowly becomes mentally disabled, but is no less of a threat. He goes on a rampage and now you must stop him. You're still up in his brain so the movement caused you to shift around a bit and die of shock. Back to start with you!
 
Dangit. I hate how easy it is to defeat us all. Well ok fine then I'll just...
-sprays weed killer on the Hydra's head to keep more from growing then slices the heads off-