Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[GamerwithnoGame]

Absolutely - Fiona is in touch with her Inner Ogre. I'm sure Shrek would... get ogre it.

Why do I pun so terribly?

 

[duckfan77]

Because bad puns are actually good puns

Midterms?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Challenging but you can do it!

Will I be able to run Multiblock Madness on my potato?

 

[duckfan77]

probably not, they don't supply enough voltage, and certainly not enough current, to run most cpus, and almost certainly not one capable of running that.

sleep?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Just for a spell.

Cookies or cake?

 

[duckfan77]

cake!

why nightmares...

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Because the Quori are angry

Why dreams?

 

[duckfan77]

Because brains are bored

Bored or Board?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Bawd. Ahh, Shakespearean...

"The pen is mightier than the sword" or "the meek shall inherit the earth"?

 

[duckfan77]

"Cogito Ergo Sum"

Vaguely threatening Latin?

 

[Robijnvogel]

Carpe diem... lente...

Where do the children play?

Maybe this is a signature, maybe it is not. Who knows?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Wherever they may.

Paracetamol or acetaminophen?

 

[Robijnvogel]

Acetaminophen, but not before Cyanide.

Why do we get names before we can gain them?

Maybe this is a signature, maybe it is not. Who knows?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Acetaminophen, but not before Cyanide.

Why do we get names before we can gain them?

Maybe this is a signature, maybe it is not. Who knows?

Because they have to call us something, before we can call ourselves something.

Something something something dark side?

 

[duckfan77]

Yes, Dark side is best

When is the sky orange?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

When the demon-god of citrus, Jaffazazel, rises from their dark prison, and casts their baleful eye over this world.

Why do I find the coffee brand I drank this morning so amusing?

 

[duckfan77]

Because puns

ugh?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Hrng.

Do I hate my reflection?

 

[duckfan77]

Nope

100% CPU Utilization?

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

(Incorrect)

Warm, probably.

Why does the switch from GMT to BST hit me so darned hard?