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Breaking News: Another thread has been awakened from the death!

Witnesses saw a mysterious person burying out a grave at the local cementery. The thread has been laying there for more than five months.
After the coffin was raised and opened they heard the person whispering a totally irrelevant and uncontributing message to the thread that is now haunting Forum City.
The witnesses did not see the person's face but rumours say it was the original poster himself, wanting to take revenge against @steve g who was the last person to have contact with the thread before its demise. It is still unclear whether he really is guilty for killing it.
 
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xTordX

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Breaking News: Another thread has been awakened from the death!

Witnesses saw a mysterious person burying out a grave at the local cementery. The thread has been laying there for more than five months.
After the coffin was raised and opened they heard the person whispering a totally irrelevant and uncontributing message to the thread that is now haunting Forum City.
The witnesses did not see the person's face but rumours say it was the original poster himself, wanting to take revenge against @steve g who was the last person to have contact with the thread before its demise. It is still unclear whether he really is guilty for killing it.
Awesome.
 

Netherus

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Breaking News: Another thread has been awakened from the death!

Witnesses saw a mysterious person burying out a grave at the local cementery. The thread has been laying there for more than five months.
After the coffin was raised and opened they heard the person whispering a totally irrelevant and uncontributing message to the thread that is now haunting Forum City.
The witnesses did not see the person's face but rumours say it was the original poster himself, wanting to take revenge against @steve g who was the last person to have contact with the thread before its demise. It is still unclear whether he really is guilty for killing it.
So much win i cant even...
 

Strikingwolf

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Breaking News: Another thread has been awakened from the death!

Witnesses saw a mysterious person burying out a grave at the local cementery. The thread has been laying there for more than five months.
After the coffin was raised and opened they heard the person whispering a totally irrelevant and uncontributing message to the thread that is now haunting Forum City.
The witnesses did not see the person's face but rumours say it was the original poster himself, wanting to take revenge against @steve g who was the last person to have contact with the thread before its demise. It is still unclear whether he really is guilty for killing it.
Best thing ever
 

ThomazM

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Breaking News: Another thread has been awakened from the death!

Witnesses saw a mysterious person burying out a grave at the local cementery. The thread has been laying there for more than five months.
After the coffin was raised and opened they heard the person whispering a totally irrelevant and uncontributing message to the thread that is now haunting Forum City.
The witnesses did not see the person's face but rumours say it was the original poster himself, wanting to take revenge against @steve g who was the last person to have contact with the thread before its demise. It is still unclear whether he really is guilty for killing it.

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Eruantien

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Breaking News: World Is Kill.

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xTordX

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Breaking News: WE'RE F*CKED!
The only hope of the little town of Salem has deceased!
Sources indicate that the wolves have been fearing this individual for the last 10 games!
More about this subject at the Noon News, at 3
 

Bashful Giant

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In other news:

Bedlam in Forge!
A town of miners held a local protest about Modded Minecraft yesterday. The leader, LexManos, had this to say."These goddam modders with their goddam modpacks are ruining a perfectly good mining simulator! Gone are the days where we simple miners could come home from work and pick up the mouse, chasing dreams of diamonds and gold. No- now we have to create newfangled quarries and friggin lasers to get anywhere in the game. We here have had enough. It's about time these modders got back to basics, and let us mine in peace the old fashioned way!"
 

ThomazM

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Breaking news: Content creator gives vague potential ETA and doesn't follow through. More from this with Soaryn at 11.

*News Intro*
Adding to that last piece of news, today, the creator came out, stating: "I'm sorry for the ones waiting for it, but, a few unexpected events happened and it turns out I won't be able to make another Minecraft Daily until the end of this week -- I'm really, really sorry". ; ThomazM refuses to gives us an interview about what these events may be, but press expeculates something related to his internet access -- we're live on MDN, 'til next week, folks.
 
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xTordX

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When we asked our reporter Soaryn about this incident he was interrupted by a random guy on the street coming to us and yelling "HASHTAG BECAUSE SOARYN!!!". We do not yet know what this means but we are pretty sure it is a terrorism attempt. -The police told us.