You successfully get everything out of the chest. You win!
No wait. The chest is still in perfectly good condition. Enjoy your cake but we still need to Destroy the Chest.
You caress the chest lovingly.
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No wait. The chest is still in perfectly good condition. Enjoy your cake but we still need to Destroy the Chest.
You caress the chest lovingly.
Celestialphoenix
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The chest beats you at chess. Do not ask how as it has no hands.
I challage the chest to a Pokemon battle, I win it self-destructs, I lose the chest gets my Pokemon team.
I challage the chest to a Pokemon battle, I win it self-destructs, I lose the chest gets my Pokemon team.
Do you even struggle bro? 
The cheat teleports itself away.
I give the chest a large dose of radiation.
The cheat teleports itself away.
I give the chest a large dose of radiation.
The chest uses magnetic fields to bend all lightning away from it and toward you.
*zap*
I send Bender from Futurma after it
*zap*
I send Bender from Futurma after it
Unlike most problems, bending is not the answer to this one. Alcohol, however, is. The chest gets drunk and hurts itself.
98.9/100 chest health.
I put the chest in a room with a lot of toddlers.
98.9/100 chest health.
I put the chest in a room with a lot of toddlers.
except for the fact that it is now called a soaryn chest, has a lot of junk,is now unmovable because of said junk and is still unbreakable and unopenable. nothing happened
I show direwolf the now called soarynchest
(I just love the fact that my browser wants me to change direwolf to werewolf and soarynchest to Manchester )
I show direwolf the now called soarynchest
(I just love the fact that my browser wants me to change direwolf to werewolf and soarynchest to Manchester )
xtordx you ass you just repaired the chest. Good job. We let you in a game and this is what you do. As usual.
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I expose the chest to a high intensity antiproton beam, while simultaneously giving myself cancer.
Aw dammit.
Aw dammit.
(well, it seems that no one had a way to deal with direwolf so I guess I won?)
The chest is unaffected as it is not living, you on the other hand need to see a doctor.
I make a computer out of it and install windows on it.
The chest (miraculously) runs Windows smoothly and without any problems. Hey, it had to happen some time, right?!
I use extremely high intensity magnetic fields to try and rip any ferrous metal parts off the chest.
you find that out that there is an awefull lot of crap flying to your face but none of it is from the chest.
I get all the systemd haters and convince them that the chest is the source of systemd.
I get all the systemd haters and convince them that the chest is the source of systemd.
A crowd of Linux sysadmins is more than the chest can handle.
97/100 (correcting for the -1 alchohol damage as well).
Runs windows perfectly? Alright. I program this miraculous computer with a test for weather or not P is equal to NP. Maybe it can give me an answer before the end of the universe?
97/100 (correcting for the -1 alchohol damage as well).
Runs windows perfectly? Alright. I program this miraculous computer with a test for weather or not P is equal to NP. Maybe it can give me an answer before the end of the universe?