Hush little baby, don't say a word...

[the_j485]

And if that king is not you, mommy is going to give you a dog

(Is it any good?)

It has to rhyme Dave, like this:

And if that king doesn't cut off your head, Daddy's going to make sure that you're dead.

 

[Droideka30]

And if it turns out you're still alive, Daddy's going to toss you a bumblebee hive.

 

[the_j485]

And if that hive doesn't kill you still, daddy's going to place you in a mill.

 

[dwappo]

And if that mill doesn't give me grain, daddy's going to run you over with a train.

 

[goreae]

And if that experience isn't a cliche, daddy's going to bury you in a stack of hay.

 

[the_j485]

And if that hay i full of rot, daddy's going to put you back in your cot (And never fucking try to please you ever again you little piece of ungrateful shit)

 

[goreae]

And if the guilt trip drives you mad, daddy's going to by you a a british lad.

 

[the_j485]

And if the british lad's a british lad, british lad's britishly ladding a british lad.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

And if the lad is bad, I will make you mad

 

[Rhsolyn]

If you aren't mad, mommy's gonna make wish you had

 

[goreae]

And if that wish does not come true, daddy's going to buy you a deadly flu.
(this poor child. Jesus.)

 

[Rhsolyn]

if the flu can't kill you, daddy's gonna chill you.
(Put him in the freezer yeeeah!)