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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Wish granted, but the FTB application crashes your device, bringing about its untimely death through spontaneous combustion. I wish Cave Johnson's engineers had invented a combustible lemon that burns your house down.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Wish granted, the ambiguity in your newly-shortened post has allowed my ascension to Freeman-Tier, granting me a crowbar and the ability to beat the sh*t out of Headcrabs with it. Unfortunately, the ascension has attracted the attention of the Combine, prompting them to travel to our native...
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Wish granted, but by force of universal gravitation, all negative variables in your wish have become positive, thus re-cancelling all of the science fiction television shows you ever enjoyed. I wish my essay standards were at the very least marginally lower so I don't force myself to spend...
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Whizzball1 is banned for the usage of """lol""" in his ban message and utilizing a ban reason I have repeated countless times before on this thread.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    CTMiner is banned for the usage of "lol" in his ban message.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Wabbit is banned for the utilization of smaller font sizes.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Wabbit is banned for not stating the victim name in the ban message, thus making it null. I think I'll throw in an extra "you responded again" for the heck of it.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Frederikam is banned for not inputting the name of his/her/its/their victim in the ban message, thus making it null.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Frederikam is banned because there's no such thing as the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    FBI is banned due to his misinterpretation of 34 words as prolix.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Frederikam is banned due to his absurd assumption despite knowing full-well my Level-5 Security Access doesn't carry over to rival companies, thus disallowing me entry without a large, shiny badge to indicate Aperture employment.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    FBI is banned for being sensitive in regards to multibanning.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Borlea and Whizball1 are banned for diverting my attention from my FTB server.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Whizzball1 is banned due to his incorrect inference that I am holding a bias against other forum games.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Borlea is banned for stealing the 200th post from me.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Whizzball1 is banned for breaking the ban chain.THE TWO HUNDREDTH POST IS MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EDIT: Damn you, post-merge mechanic!
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Whizzball1 is banned for continuing the chain anyways.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Whizzball1 is banned for judging the deliciousness of dem lies.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Whizzball1 is banned for not halting my progression into the test chamber, thus making him indirectly responsible for the Resonance Cascade.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Whizzball1 is banned for being unable to grasp the hayoish-ness of my HAYO!