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    Bee Mutations

    Probably would want to learn some Mendelian Genetics as well to help you with your chance calculations.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, however the fixes had brought upon a plethora of bugs on their own, corrupting your console beyond repair. I wish this fork was made of cheese. BTW, CBC, you obviously do not follow the preachings of the great and powerful Gabe Newell judging from your transition to Windows 8.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, but your neighbor booted a ~ATH program before he left, causing a time-traveling demon to be summoned at the end of our universe and allowing him entry into any moment in the universe's timeline. He then travels to the present and kills us all with his rainbow mouth beam of double...
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, you were motivated to murder your entire family, sending you to jail. I wish this peanut brittle would fly.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Well, you are, so don't try to hide it Wish granted, he shoots you in the foot instead and feeds you Austere bees. (/\ Just for the lolz, by the way) I wish Forestry apple juice was drinkable.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Wish granted, but your wish was inherently corrupt, so you died a horrible death. I wish my laptop's battery lasted longer while still able to charge from the functional conventional charger I posess.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    ERROR: Wish is unable to be granted. Doing so would tear apart the very fabric of space and time, and leave us with nothing but the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring to keep us from insanity (provided we survived). I wish more people on these forums would notice my not-so-subtle webcomic...
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, but it was so expensive, you had to sell your arms to afford it, thus rendering you unable to play it. I wish microwaves worked faster.
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    Forum Game - The Ban Game

    Glasspelican is banned for not being a glass pelican.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, they now die whenever they get tired. I wish the barista had given me the right kind of coffee this morning.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Wish granted, but since you lack the weird time shit expertise of Dave Strider and cannot properly execute stable time loops to prevent the universe from tearing apart, you destroy our entire plane of existence. Dammit, GreenWolf! Granted, but you get eaten by a Grue due to the relative...
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, but he had been assassinated by a professional-looking Caucasian male with a briefcase and a raspy voice. I wish this gun was loaded.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, but your wish implodes from the wishiness overload, killing you, your loved ones, and your dog (provided you have one). I wish Andrew Hussie would update Homestuck already.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, but your lack of functioning circuitry has rendered you non-functional. I wish I hadn't sent that text to my friend five minutes ago.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted at the expense of Direwolf's modding expertise. There are several holes in your wish corruption. My server is whitelisted, for one, I am always watching the server console (I have a lot of time on my hands...), and seeing as we have the GT Nuke recipe activated, I don't see how this...
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, it is now referring to an instance that occurred in your lifetime. I wish my brother would finish building my server's laboratory dormitories.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Wish granted, but you are now extremely vulnerable to every other environmental hazard, and die horribly from oxygen exposure. I wish people knew that I hold my username for a very specific reason. *coughiamaproudnerdcough*
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, but your boss fired you, so you can't afford them. EDIT: I wish I hadn't shat my pants while playing Slender: The Eight Pages.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted, instead of the flu, you have a headcrab on your face. I wish I hadn't attempted to open up my Fusion Reactor while holding my wrench.
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    A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

    Granted. The ants have left due to the arrival of a nest of carnivorous insects within your seat cushions. I wish I had the resources to craft a Vajra.