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Sorry, this damned whooping cough is getting the better of mCOUGHCOUGHDOMAGICALSPECTRUMCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH

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I think I know what J had in mind when he wrote Modern Fantasy... ;)

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, PADDLING'S BACK, TELL A FRIEND

Banned for having a signature which starts with a lyric from a song that got so lost in its own metaphors that it practically means nothing.

Because you're so obsessed with trees that you have become one.

Because your teacher wants you dead. Seriously, though, what the fuck do the lyrics to 'Angel with a Shotgun' actually mean? The metaphors make no sense!

Because you're putting it in places you shouldn't... >:) "Girls call me Jolly Rancher (oh!), 'cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for a long time, oh, my God." ~D4L, a one-hit wonder hip-hop group. Using a Jolly Rancher candy and a stopwatch for testing purposes, calculate the actual time D4L...

A paraplegic. Finish the sentence. Girl _____ that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy.

No on'. Finish the sentence. Girl, shake it like a __________!

Because nameless things get ALL the pussay. What is the name of that round thing they throw at the Olympics? Discuss.

Who? Oh, my lordy, Rebecca, would you look at that lady's butt?

U FUKIN WOT M8 U WONNA GO IL FUKIN SHANK U FGT Does my anaconda?

Why Em see a?

No. *ducks rotten fruit* Bitches love cannons?

Because the rock you live under has nowhere to store them. Do you like muffins?

Keep trying. ;) Do you like waffles?

No, but then again, I'm not easily offended. Try and offend me! Go on! Do it! HIT ME!

Yes, that is the tone of my skin. What of it?