Feed The Beast

You must first demonstrate your skill in the great art before you become may become one of the sacred masters.

SCP 173 is a statue with feces and blood on it's floor that appears from nowhere, it's face is scary. Ronald Reagan gets cut up while talking is one of my favorite SPCs and also have you seen the one with the quarter that eats then has a baby? It's neato-cheato.

I know I'm not a real boss yet, but soon. Soonnnnn

Well those are typically the ones your read at the beginning. Have you read about the factory or good old wondertainment? What about the Church of the Broken God?

Factory? Like the big parking garage that starved those teenage graffiti-ers? Also that girl that can see photos in real time, the surgeon guy who is really creepy sometimes but othertimes he's chill, the pills that can heal anything, the sakura trees with metal-hardness petals.

(BTW i usually click the random page button, not the highest rated) also the hole that takes things from you and gets something you lost back, and the clockwork refiner and the soul-extractor thing with religious stuff, and the girl that can effect living things? Oh and that bookshelf that reproduces books and the Daevite book. Those are good. I'm still learning though, still.

So how's it going with that whole "surpassing the master" thing of your's? I think I'm winning. http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/drsoaryn

I was actually about to apply to join or whatever.

Make sure you read the rules quite thoroughly. Especially the staff members Are you thinking of writing for the contest?

C-contest?

Time contest. Anything related to time. Such as: How will 173 survive in the year 29320? How would you survive in a time loop caused by an SCP? How did Chuck Noris Become so bad ass? Ok, maybe not that last one... but you get the idea.

Can time kill 682? No. Because it's literally invincible.

Everything has to die eventually. Here's the linky: http://www.scp-wiki.net/time-contest You'll notice that most of the ones posted already kind of suck.

I'm assuming I shall have to wait to see if I'm accepted, then write one up. Hard to write a good story in 17 days though.

Whelp, mine's been getting done over the last week so I think you could do OK. Definitely much better than some of those that have been posted already

Should I even read them?

Open up the page. If the likes are over twenty it's good.

I like the Bigfoot article.

That one's been posted already? Funny, I thought that would take him longer.