Recent content by ThatsAPaddling

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    oneonetwo - IC

    Flickers of light darted through Felix's head. His mind started to feel normal again, his eyes clearing. Felix saw Aaron stooped over him, looking concerned. Faint scratching came from the wall behind him. Felix sat up rapidly. His mission was clear. He found a shady spot and pulled a shadow...
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    oneonetwo - A Modern Fantasy Roleplay

    I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAID THAT!
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    oneonetwo - IC

    The subject walked with his Marhha, his Mentor, Ibrahim Manijad. Manijad was a tall, burly man with a shaven head and face. He was caring for his subjects, but was a savage. Manijad didn't hold back in his experiments, the subject had heard, but supported his subjects in them. He had the best...
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    oneonetwo - A Modern Fantasy Roleplay

    Nah, he just kinda lost grip on reality.
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    oneonetwo - A Modern Fantasy Roleplay

    1: It was in the span of two seconds, as stated in the post. 2. He didn't go unconscious. Minor Eldritch Constructs are built using methods that don't conform those of our universe. Felix witnessed the finished product of those methods, and had his mind warped a fair bit. Had he not looked away...
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    oneonetwo - IC

    "Chris!" Felix yelled, "What the hell are you doing?!" He leaped out of his chair and frantically started rifling through cupboards. "Guns, guns, guns, where are the bloody guns?" He muttered, eventually finding the gun cabinet. Felix pulled out a P90. he loaded it, readied it and tried to aim...
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    Ask a stupid question...

    War... War always changes... What colour does a smurf go when we give it blue balls?
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    oneonetwo - A Modern Fantasy Roleplay

    Alright, let's not gang up on him, now.
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    oneonetwo - A Modern Fantasy Roleplay

    I apologise for not specifying, but it might help to know that Minor Eldritch Constructs are generally quadrupedal, so if Chris was to get at its chest, he'd have to get underneath it. And those fuckers are FAST.
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    oneonetwo - A Modern Fantasy Roleplay

    I assume 'G' was a typo, since GPuzzle hasn't said anything yet. No, it's because Marrowships are living creatures, artificial as they are, so the extreme midday heat and long flights tire it out, so it needs to rest before the next take-off. And plus, we haven't had a good fight scene yet.
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    oneonetwo - IC

    "Sleeping gas?" Felix said, incredulously, "Sleeping gas would be way more conspicuous! Bright red? You'd see it a mile off! And I haven't heard anything about backup. Honestly, at this point, it looks like you're the backup." And at that very moment, the fog broke, and a beast came running...
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    oneonetwo - IC

    "That's the dilemma," Felix said, never taking his eyes off of the fog, "If we leave now, we haven't got a chance of getting to know that thing. And if we don't leave now... We have." The yammering continued. Felix's head started to ache. Something in that fog wasn't right. This wasn't right...
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    Eat this, never diet again! It's called 'healthily'!

    Eat this, never diet again! It's called 'healthily'!
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    Eat this, never diet again!

    Eat this, never diet again!