If you've ever played the game "Papers, please" this is quite like that. Or that other forum game where each post stated something that the player did.
Basically, for every post, you have to say something that the player does.
Example:
Post one: The player gathers wood
Post two: The player builds a shelter
Post three: The player makes wooden tools
However, it's much more than that. For every post you have to add a rule.
Example:
Post one: The player gathers wood. An admin tells him he may not grief.
Post two: The player builds a shelter. An admin tells him he may not starve.
Post three: The player gathers food so he won't be banned for starving. An admin tells him he may not swim.
This will ramp up over time to insane levels.
Example:
Post 69: The player crawls through his back door while holding the Holy Book of the Admin's Word (the bible but written by admins over time) and sacrifices his pet cat to smelt a piece of raw pork. An admin tells him he may not play in first person.
Good luck.
Also: If the player does get banned, thenyou should feel bad and go kill yourself for being an ignorant piece of crap who can't read the rule database the player will just appeal to the admin and join the server again.
Please go to the last page to look for rules that aren't in the rule book. I'm not going to stalk this thread 24/7 to instantly add rules. I'll add them daily.
RULE DATABASE:
For all intents and purposes, we can assume that this is a magical server that defies the laws of everything and somehow has every mod in the world already in it. So you can just assume that the server already has every mod already, excluding the terrible ones (dirt to diamonds mods). The mods can also be heavily outdated (zeppelin/EE2) and still be on the server, so don't worry about that.
So... let the games begin. I guess.
The player spawns and admires the wonderful seed that he has spawned in, giving him access to oil, water, lava, food, trees, stone... everything he can think of. He punches a tree and gets a crafting table.
An admin tells him he may not grief.
Basically, for every post, you have to say something that the player does.
Example:
Post one: The player gathers wood
Post two: The player builds a shelter
Post three: The player makes wooden tools
However, it's much more than that. For every post you have to add a rule.
Example:
Post one: The player gathers wood. An admin tells him he may not grief.
Post two: The player builds a shelter. An admin tells him he may not starve.
Post three: The player gathers food so he won't be banned for starving. An admin tells him he may not swim.
This will ramp up over time to insane levels.
Example:
Post 69: The player crawls through his back door while holding the Holy Book of the Admin's Word (the bible but written by admins over time) and sacrifices his pet cat to smelt a piece of raw pork. An admin tells him he may not play in first person.
Good luck.
Also: If the player does get banned, then
Please go to the last page to look for rules that aren't in the rule book. I'm not going to stalk this thread 24/7 to instantly add rules. I'll add them daily.
RULE DATABASE:
Rule 1: No griefing
Rule 2: No using lava for power unless it's from a lava fabricator or magma crucible.
Rule 3: No repairing tools in a crafting table
Rule 4: No PVP
Rule 5: No using coal you gathered in the beginning to power generators
Rule 6: No playing on peaceful
Rule 7: No using gregtech (it is disabled)
Rule 8: No items that negate fall damage
Rule 9: No enchantments
Rule 10: No automated fishing or mining
Rule 11: No using Advanced Solar Panels (regular solar panels are allowed)
Rule 12: No sneaking (using shift to avoid falling off a ledge)
Rule 13: No doubling/tripling/quadrupling your ores with any mod besides factorization
Rule 14: No removing headgear (unless it is broken)
Rule 15: No nukes
Rule 16: No flying unless you are riding a pig on trail mix
Rule 17: No letting pigs get hurt
Rule 18: No using boats
Rule 19: No using soul shards to collect spawners
Rule 20: No teleportation
Rule 21: No taking gifts from other players without giving one back to them
Rule 22: No returning gifts to players without making the gifts slightly explosive
Rule 23: No Xeno's Reliquary weapons
Rule 24: No harming aquatic wildlife
Rule 25: No using Xycraft glass viewers
Rule 26: No using glass that can't be broken
Rule 27: No directly using mobile mining devices (A turtle may pick up a static mining device and move it elsewhere, but the turtle may not mine)
Rule 28: No posting without paying tribute.
Rule 29: No ore or resource doubling unless the player does it in the Nether on a platform of glass over a lake of lava.
Rule 2: No using lava for power unless it's from a lava fabricator or magma crucible.
Rule 3: No repairing tools in a crafting table
Rule 4: No PVP
Rule 5: No using coal you gathered in the beginning to power generators
Rule 6: No playing on peaceful
Rule 7: No using gregtech (it is disabled)
Rule 8: No items that negate fall damage
Rule 9: No enchantments
Rule 10: No automated fishing or mining
Rule 11: No using Advanced Solar Panels (regular solar panels are allowed)
Rule 12: No sneaking (using shift to avoid falling off a ledge)
Rule 13: No doubling/tripling/quadrupling your ores with any mod besides factorization
Rule 14: No removing headgear (unless it is broken)
Rule 15: No nukes
Rule 16: No flying unless you are riding a pig on trail mix
Rule 17: No letting pigs get hurt
Rule 18: No using boats
Rule 19: No using soul shards to collect spawners
Rule 20: No teleportation
Rule 21: No taking gifts from other players without giving one back to them
Rule 22: No returning gifts to players without making the gifts slightly explosive
Rule 23: No Xeno's Reliquary weapons
Rule 24: No harming aquatic wildlife
Rule 25: No using Xycraft glass viewers
Rule 26: No using glass that can't be broken
Rule 27: No directly using mobile mining devices (A turtle may pick up a static mining device and move it elsewhere, but the turtle may not mine)
Rule 28: No posting without paying tribute.
Rule 29: No ore or resource doubling unless the player does it in the Nether on a platform of glass over a lake of lava.
For all intents and purposes, we can assume that this is a magical server that defies the laws of everything and somehow has every mod in the world already in it. So you can just assume that the server already has every mod already, excluding the terrible ones (dirt to diamonds mods). The mods can also be heavily outdated (zeppelin/EE2) and still be on the server, so don't worry about that.
So... let the games begin. I guess.
The player spawns and admires the wonderful seed that he has spawned in, giving him access to oil, water, lava, food, trees, stone... everything he can think of. He punches a tree and gets a crafting table.
An admin tells him he may not grief.
