Introduction
This is a Family Friendly Thread™ so we'll start it off with some mother fucking geraniums
Summoning (or "pinging" in the vernacular) is a satanic action used by members of this forum, and many places on the internet, to bring other users to a certain thread. Summoning is a fairly simple affair for lesser beings but for demigods, satanic minions, and other higher powers it becomes more complicated.
*seems legit to me*
Summoning Lesser Beings (basic rituals)
The simplest ritual. Any being not specified into another category is summoned using this method. To summon a lesser being you need to know the name they go by. Then scribe upon your parchment an "@" followed by their name. This traps them upon the page forcing them to view it. This is true for all methods. You need no bait. Just a simple @. That's a simple summons.
Summoning Demigods And Other Mid-tier Beings (semi-advanced rituals)
This is a somewhat powerful summoning. Do not try this on an important thread. Test it out on a games thread first.
The beings this includes and their symbols are
Summoning Higher Beings (advanced rituals)
These are highly advanced rituals. Unless you have been trained by a skilled practitioner of the dark arts I do not recommend attempting them. These rituals are highly personalized and very exact.
Jadedcat (Satan's better cat)
First know that this ritual can only be successfully completed by those favored by this being.
First post an embedded image of a cat (Note: this cat has to be adorable)
Then say "By the power invested in me by the darkest of lords I politely ask you to appear. Thanks. Sorry for the trouble."
Then do a simple summon.
If you're lucky she'll appear.
Eyamaz (a fairly dark Lord)
This is a MUCH less dangerous summoning than the one before it. This darklord is usually in a fairly pleasant mood.
Post an embedded picture of a hot cup of coffee. This bad boy should be steaming. Burn your tongue hot.
Look up satanic gibberish. Study dark arts for 3-5 years. Then using the deepest voice you have post "You already posted your resignation. Leave already. That thread wasn't a joke and everyone knowns it. The fact it was posted on April 1st was chance. We see through that flimsy excuse"
Finish with a simple summon
Staff and moderators
Don't summon them. What they do is challenging enough. If you feel you have to just do a simple summon. Maybe give them a steak. The preferred contact method is through a report. Remember: Nazi's don't want you to report things. Do you want to make Nazis happy? That's what I thought.
Other
There is one "extra" ordinary simple summon. If, instead of a users name, you use everyone shit gets crazy. Straight up apocolypse type shit. Holy cleansing fire, and the earth swallowing people. That kind of stuff. Dark stuff. Unholy stuff. The short of it is don't do it. Summoning everyone is a bad idea.
Outroduction
Proper summoning is important. Using a higher tier ritual for a lesser being causes an increased sense of importance causing them to become full of themselves. Using a lower tier ritual for a higher tier being makes the ritual likely to fall and if it does work can cause anger in the higher being. It's a dangerous world out there so practice safe summoning.
This is a Family Friendly Thread™ so we'll start it off with some mother fucking geraniums
Summoning (or "pinging" in the vernacular) is a satanic action used by members of this forum, and many places on the internet, to bring other users to a certain thread. Summoning is a fairly simple affair for lesser beings but for demigods, satanic minions, and other higher powers it becomes more complicated.
*seems legit to me*
The simplest ritual. Any being not specified into another category is summoned using this method. To summon a lesser being you need to know the name they go by. Then scribe upon your parchment an "@" followed by their name. This traps them upon the page forcing them to view it. This is true for all methods. You need no bait. Just a simple @. That's a simple summons.
Summoning Demigods And Other Mid-tier Beings (semi-advanced rituals)
This is a somewhat powerful summoning. Do not try this on an important thread. Test it out on a games thread first.
The beings this includes and their symbols are
- Not_Steve; an ultimate tier universal cable from mekanism
- Padfoote; a bucket o' life
- Kirindave; a levitating bucket of resonant ender
- Strikingwolf; a full mana tablet
- Gideonseymour; an arc reactor
- Redboss; Sig Sauer P220 Elite
- SatanicSanta; a hobgoblin
- ThomazM; a pencil. No #2s though.
- RealSketch; a notepad
- Xbony2; a wither skeleton skull
- YX33A; a bottle of fine single malt scotch
- Mevansuto; a furnace
- Trajing; an ender pearl
- ThatOneSlowking; GTX Titan X
- Pyure; any reactor from ReactorCraft
- Vikestep; a whip
- Succubism; a pitchfork
- Democretes; am electric wand
- Saice; wool of bat
- Reika; a rocket
- KingLemming; a Fluxduct
- Joshie; some raw fish
- Qazplm601; a tumbleweed (has to have rolled around in the desert for at least 3 weeks)
- If you feel you or someone else should be on this list pm me with the symbol and I'll see what I can do
- Draw a pentagram. The methods for doing this are ASCII art, an embedded image, doing *draws pentagram*
Note: hula hoops are not a viable alternative. Stop trying. - Throw in their symbol
- Think about satanic things *really hard*
- Throw in a steak
- Finish with the same methods from a simple summon
Summoning Higher Beings (advanced rituals)
These are highly advanced rituals. Unless you have been trained by a skilled practitioner of the dark arts I do not recommend attempting them. These rituals are highly personalized and very exact.
Jadedcat (Satan's better cat)
First know that this ritual can only be successfully completed by those favored by this being.
First post an embedded image of a cat (Note: this cat has to be adorable)
Then say "By the power invested in me by the darkest of lords I politely ask you to appear. Thanks. Sorry for the trouble."
Then do a simple summon.
If you're lucky she'll appear.
Eyamaz (a fairly dark Lord)
This is a MUCH less dangerous summoning than the one before it. This darklord is usually in a fairly pleasant mood.
Post an embedded picture of a hot cup of coffee. This bad boy should be steaming. Burn your tongue hot.
Look up satanic gibberish. Study dark arts for 3-5 years. Then using the deepest voice you have post "You already posted your resignation. Leave already. That thread wasn't a joke and everyone knowns it. The fact it was posted on April 1st was chance. We see through that flimsy excuse"
Finish with a simple summon
Staff and moderators
Don't summon them. What they do is challenging enough. If you feel you have to just do a simple summon. Maybe give them a steak. The preferred contact method is through a report. Remember: Nazi's don't want you to report things. Do you want to make Nazis happy? That's what I thought.
Other
There is one "extra" ordinary simple summon. If, instead of a users name, you use everyone shit gets crazy. Straight up apocolypse type shit. Holy cleansing fire, and the earth swallowing people. That kind of stuff. Dark stuff. Unholy stuff. The short of it is don't do it. Summoning everyone is a bad idea.
Outroduction
Proper summoning is important. Using a higher tier ritual for a lesser being causes an increased sense of importance causing them to become full of themselves. Using a lower tier ritual for a higher tier being makes the ritual likely to fall and if it does work can cause anger in the higher being. It's a dangerous world out there so practice safe summoning.
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