Strange/Useless powers.

[Jess887cp]

Come up with the most useless/strange superpowers. Like the ability to make paint dry faster, but only when you're staring at it.

I saw this one on a movie. The ability to be invisible, but only when nobody is looking.

 

[Randomguy404]

To taste like pie.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The ability to jump incredibly high.



I didn't say you could fall from any height without breaking your legs, now did I?

 

[Randomguy404]

The ability to edit people's FTB profiles.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The power of love.

Completely useless.

 

[ApSciLiara]

The power to easily break your bones.

Sent from boobs (because why not?)

 

[PeggleFrank]

THE POWER OF CAPITALS.

Dgdas9 has it, and he's consistently proven that it's 100% useless.

 

[Droideka30]

The power to run so fast that time warps and it looks like I'm running slowly.

 

[Jess887cp]

The power to warp through objects, but only if they are liquid or gaseous.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The power to not get ninja'd by Jess.

 

[Technician]

The power to remember all 4chan threads.

The power to kill a dinosaur with your aura but they're dead so liek it matters not

 

[goreae]

The power to absorb milk through your pinky finger.

 

[GPuzzle]

The power to leave your keys in the least useful place.

 

[Technician]

The ability to have synesthesia at will.

Google doesn't have any idea how to much by way of mental disorders/certain medical conditions. That's it. Google is ableist.

 

[goreae]

The ability to utter perfect gibberish at will.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The ability to run at a walking pace.

 

[goreae]

The ability to spin really, really fast without getting dizzy.

 

[PeggleFrank]

The ability to not die by dehydration.

 

[ApSciLiara]

The ability to spin really, really fast without getting dizzy.

That's not useless at all! Spinning is fun

 

[PeggleFrank]

The ability to be allowed to continue posting even if nobody's replied yet.