Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

[RealSketch]

Hello guys,
I just wanted to create this forum game, pretty simple and probably fun...maybe.
So, everything is nice and simple, but most likely funny, all you have to do is comment with your pun and rate the one above you.
It can be anything you like, BUT IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!

Example:
0/10 (-Rating for above user -no-one so...)
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. (-Pun)

So here's mine:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Also give this post a like if you enjoy the game and don't forget to comment below using the 3 word system - Rate then Reply.
OFF YOU GO!

 

[CreepaCatcha]

5-10

Your joke was terrible, like paper!

Ba dom shhhhhhh

 

[RealSketch]

5-10

Your joke was terrible, like paper!

Ba dom shhhhhhh

5/10 (Same for you lol! )
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

 

[YX33A]

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

 

[RealSketch]

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

lol! 6/10
To the guy who invented Zero:
Thanks for nothing!

 

[YX33A]

A Zen Monk goes up to a Hotdog stand and says "Make one one with everything".
He hand the vender a 20, which the vender promptly puts in the till and hands him his Hotdog. The Monk asks "Where's my change?", to which the vender replies, "Change must come from within".
So the monk pulls out his FN-SeveN from the folds of his robes and takes aim, prompting the Vender to shout "I thought Zen Monk's were all Peaceful!', to which the monk replies "This is my Inner Piece".

 

[RealSketch]

A Zen Monk goes up to a Hotdog stand and says "Make one one with everything".
He hand the vender a 20, which the vender promptly puts in the till and hands him his Hotdog. The Monk asks "Where's my change?", to which the vender replies, "Change must come from within".
So the monk pulls out his FN-SeveN from the folds of his robes and takes aim, prompting the Vender to shout "I thought Zen Monk's were all Peaceful!', to which the monk replies "This is my Inner Piece".

That's alright! Quite good!
7/10

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

 

[CreepaCatcha]

3/10
Sorry

John walked into a fence
"That was offensive!"

 

[RealSketch]

3/10
Sorry

John walked into a fence
"That was offensive!"

It's alright. 6/10
I have the amazing ability to sketch really good.

 

[Chaka]

7/10
Its 3:30 AM so this may not be punny;-)

*stands on table* umm I cant think of any puns that aren't sexually explicit[DOUBLEPOST=1392799386][/DOUBLEPOST]What do you do for a living
"You!" Tube

 

[RealSketch]

7/10
Its 3:30 AM so this may not be punny;-)

*stands on table* umm I cant think of any puns that aren't sexually explicit[DOUBLEPOST=1392799386][/DOUBLEPOST]What do you do for a living
"You!" Tube

8/10 pretty good!

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 

[YX33A]

8/10 pretty good!

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Speaking of The Fuzz, they're now out looking for the guy who draws the criminals. Turns out he was a Con Artist.

 

[RealSketch]

Speaking of The Fuzz, they're now out looking for the guy who draws the criminals. Turns out he was a Con Artist.

xD 10/10

To write with a broken pencil is pointless. (<Terrible I know!)

 

[CreepaCatcha]

7/10

I was watching a tunnel bore today
It was pretty boring.

 

[RealSketch]

7/10

I was watching a tunnel bore today
It was pretty boring.

6/10!
That was good! Anyway, mine is just...great!

"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."

 

[CreepaCatcha]

5/10

The man kept moving after he was decapitated, I told his not to get ahead of himself.

 

[Rhsolyn]

5/10
A man walked into a bar. You think he would've seen it...
(hurhurhur bad puns ftw)

 

[RealSketch]

7/10
Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.

 

[goreae]

6

 

[RealSketch]

8/10 lol
Prepare for awfulness.
-Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.