A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted! You always wound yourself in the eleventh minute of any holiday

I only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.

 

[Jackcat136]

Granted! You eat it and become a flying talking blue cat *Runs off because of stupid references*

I wish that people would stop corrupting my wishes

 

[lenscas]

Granted you can not wish at all anymore.

I wish that I had more motivation and time to work on the muhc pack.

 

[ljfa]

Granted. You neglect your job and get fired.

I wish the weather was better here

 

[lenscas]

granted but you become sick and thus can't enjoy the better weather.

I wish that I would enjoy writing css more.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you enjoy it so much, that you can't think of anything else.

I wish I could create a new language

 

[lenscas]

granted, You have even made one but forgot how you did it and the language is way to complex to learn and thus no one uses it.

I wish I was done with this project.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You submit the project as it is, in its partially-finished state, right now, which doesn't work out well for you later.

I wish

 

[Strikingwolf]

That this wish would be uncorruptible

I wish you would learn Clojure

 

[Someone Else 37]

I already am... gradually.

I wish I could get my Pathfinder installation to work, after I crashed it by dying while trying to dig my hang glider out of a bag.

 

[Jackcat136]

Granted! Pathfinder goes to work and never has time for you anymore

I wish that my friend would get some earphones so I don't hear my echo over skype

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. He steals your headphones.

I wish that the next wish posted would not be corrupted.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, it will be corrupted

I wish I could sleep, when I want to

 

[lenscas]

granted but now you can't control when you want to sleep.

I wish that I know what I wanted to wish.

 

[techno156]

You do. You now wish you didn´t know.

I wish that my download speeds were faster.

 

[RJS]

Granted. Your download speeds are 1 bit per second faster.

I wish for a new era of peace and benevolence across the world.

 

[Gamefury64]

Everyone dies. How can there be no peace if there is nobody to be unpeaceful?

I wish witherblaster would finish my moemon avatar

 

[techno156]

They do. In 3 seconds with MS-Paint, a skittery mouse and a crayon.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

I wish that @techno156 had made a wish

 

[lenscas]

he did but you will never know it

I wish that I didn't get that easily distracted