And we're back!
Greetings, one and all! As always, I'm Shazam. Or, uh, I think. Maybe? Am I still a hacker? Who knows! Who cares? I care. Totally still the hacker.
Forget about that whole takeover thing right now, though. It's irrelevant. It's in the past. Let water be under the bygones, as they say. Today! Oh, today's a very special day. You all get to embark on an epic tree-hanging adventure, where pomaceous fruits around the globe gather to fi-
...I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Pearwolf. Scrapped concept; Don't ask. Pray you never see it.
Today! I think it's time for... a story. Sure! Why not? I love this one. It's about a bunch of idiots going after each other's throats until one of them wins. "But Shazam, that sounds like the conflict of every story! What makes this special?" Because those idiots could be you. Yes, you! Aren't you excited? You can track down the evil scrubs one by one. Or be an evil scrub yourself. Or, like, neither. You could stand around and complain that the game's too crazy, if that's your thing. I won't judge.
Anyway, enough rambling. Ready? You should be. It's a wonderful story. Practically runs on its own, too; The storyteller couldn't change the outcome if he wanted to. And the surprises! Oh, the surprises. Well, sort of. Surprises that I tell you about with a big flashing sign, before throwing them at you one by one in a mad blitz of death and happiness. Sound fun? Normal Tuesday? Good!
If you'll look right over HEAH, you'll find the role sheet in all its glory. Isn't it beautiful? Truly a work of art. A masterpiece! Every nuance of every mechanic perfectly explained in alternating colors.
For those of you who hate puppies and rainbows, there's a more streamlined version under this rock that slims down a few things and shows less of the nuanced conditional stuff. Less informative, maybe less overwhelming for a first glance. Hooray! Booo.
Oh, and here's a clock for those of you that are into that.
Shall we begin?
Characters:
Greetings, one and all! As always, I'm Shazam. Or, uh, I think. Maybe? Am I still a hacker? Who knows! Who cares? I care. Totally still the hacker.
Forget about that whole takeover thing right now, though. It's irrelevant. It's in the past. Let water be under the bygones, as they say. Today! Oh, today's a very special day. You all get to embark on an epic tree-hanging adventure, where pomaceous fruits around the globe gather to fi-
...I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Pearwolf. Scrapped concept; Don't ask. Pray you never see it.
Today! I think it's time for... a story. Sure! Why not? I love this one. It's about a bunch of idiots going after each other's throats until one of them wins. "But Shazam, that sounds like the conflict of every story! What makes this special?" Because those idiots could be you. Yes, you! Aren't you excited? You can track down the evil scrubs one by one. Or be an evil scrub yourself. Or, like, neither. You could stand around and complain that the game's too crazy, if that's your thing. I won't judge.
Anyway, enough rambling. Ready? You should be. It's a wonderful story. Practically runs on its own, too; The storyteller couldn't change the outcome if he wanted to. And the surprises! Oh, the surprises. Well, sort of. Surprises that I tell you about with a big flashing sign, before throwing them at you one by one in a mad blitz of death and happiness. Sound fun? Normal Tuesday? Good!
If you'll look right over HEAH, you'll find the role sheet in all its glory. Isn't it beautiful? Truly a work of art. A masterpiece! Every nuance of every mechanic perfectly explained in alternating colors.
For those of you who hate puppies and rainbows, there's a more streamlined version under this rock that slims down a few things and shows less of the nuanced conditional stuff. Less informative, maybe less overwhelming for a first glance. Hooray! Booo.
Oh, and here's a clock for those of you that are into that.
Shall we begin?
Characters:
- Edgar
- HeilMewTwo
- Strikingwolf
- Exedra
- Sorazodia
- Fraction2
- Qazplm
- trajing
- Playerismc
- dylanpiera
- 016Nojr
- ljfa
- Vikestep
- The_j485
- SpwnX
- RJS
- LivingAngryCheese
- Lethosos
- Someone Else 37
- Coolsquid
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