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KirinDave

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Built a new MPS ion drive array into my MPS. "This should be fast," I said I took off and immediately rammed into a tree, hurtled downwards, and died. "It is fast. Ouch." Best part? I lost the boots and their brand new thrusters in the crash.
 

jumpfight5

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Made a linking book to a small platform in a mystcraft age, didn't need it anymore, so I deleted it.
One day in the overworld, I was lagging.
The very same day in that void world, I was falling.
 
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Abdiel

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I was derping around with Thaumcraft when, by mistake, I tossed my Advanced Mining Drill in to the crucible.....
Haha that reminds me...

I was happily brewing this or that in the crucible. My inventory was full so I couldn't pick up the result. So I decided to drop a random item from my inventory on the ground. I'll throw the Thaumonomicon, that I won't need for the next several seconds.

I was still facing the crucible.
 

jycool

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Jul 29, 2019
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As I said earlyer, guess who thought you could only get theories from the curicable and spent so many resources trying to get a theroie and alas, only magic tawows.
 

Setari

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Created an impromptu automatic chicken farm for Thaumcraft research. Nothing fancy, chicken in a 1x1 room on a transposer, tubes moving eggs to a dispenser on a timer. "No automatic shutoff mechanism", I think, "I'll have to remember to turn it off when I log out".

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Two days, 1,500 chicken and one crashed server later, I remembered.

I wanna ask, how did the chickens multiply? Does the dispenser 'throw' the eggs like a player does? If so, lol.
 

baw179

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My first foray into building wrath lamps -- i needed 16, so I started by crafting 16 wrath igniters...
:D Mine was worse. I thought I needed loads of diamond shards to make them, not realising that in fact you don't. I now have a chest about half full with diamond shards... -_-[DOUBLEPOST=1361621146][/DOUBLEPOST]This thread is brilliant. I love the posts about running the mass fabricator off a charcoal fired generator and the one about the nuke getting stuck on the top of the hole he'd made for it. Genuine lols. :D
 

tehBlobLord

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I set a few turtles to clear out a room for a farm in my house.
Went into my TC room to do some research whilst I was waiting. When I went to my storage room to get some items, I found 30858038580853058305830583085 entities on the floor lagging me to 1 fps so I couldn't save them.
I had messed up a decimal on the turtle script.