D&D 4e

[GPuzzle]

Yeah, I know, 4e is 5 years old now, but heck, after I started joking around with Saice about 4e in a thread, I thought that maybe we could (or could not) have a thread for nonsensical discussion, jokes, feats, more jokes, gold pieces, even more jokes and Wintertouched+Lasting Frost+Frost Weapon combo.
Also more jokes.

 

[Jess887cp]

...I've never rolled a useful natural 20. This is all I have to add. Seriously, the few times I can roll something like that, it's usually a check for something stupid, like doing a backflip.

 

[GPuzzle]

I once rolled a natural 20 for something useful... Bluff. Fooled the evil lich and smashed his head with a hammer.
The funniest part?
I was a Warden. I didn't have bluff.

 

[Bahnmor]

A party of nothing but halflings. The DM never had a 20 he wasn't forced to reroll.