Granted. It means that someone named Haley Hsu sliced someone named Chris in four perpendicular lines, somewhat like a hash. She then vehemently dyed Chris's corpse and now flowing bodily fluids all sorts of different hues, until he was a beautiful rainbow. She then let out a crazy, murderous laugh that would make Hitler blush. This is now reality.
I wish that Haley Hsu didn't hash Chris or vehemently dyed his corpse all sorts of colourful hues. Poor chris. :C