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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    And I'm too nice of a guy to do anything about it, because the style of GM I've gotten in tabletop RPGs ends up being "sure, let's roll with it, and add that too!" Goddamnit, I can't control anything! Nisteth is right, though. I think that people only really start roleplaying when they fully...
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    Parahumans: the First Dawn

    |Simon| "Glade! Wait!" I felt like an emotional trainwreck. Martin had just been killed by Glade, yet I wanted to calm down her. It might have been the whole "calm stuff down, you have time to weep later" instinct I have speaking, but the only way I could think of at the moment of reducing...
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    In all seriousness, though, keep on with the story.
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    I could improve Eric, true, but for Simon... Simon's a bit of a projection of myself, in some terms, and in several situations I've been through (and I've been through a lot of terrifying situations), even when everyone was losing their shit over what was happening right now, I was keeping my...
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    Parahumans: the First Dawn

    |Simon| "No! Glade, get out of here! Quick! I'll talk to you soon." Shit. Martin was dead. Gone, forever. And there was no way getting around that. No powers could help him. Nothing. Unless somehow we found someone with the ability to cure people. That'd be a start. But as far as I knew, we...
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    Also today we learned that @Strikingwolf is a moron. Seriously, you know that one of your punches, even without your powers, can permanently maim people, and you punch Martin in the face? GODDAMNIT!
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    J, you're lucky I'm not in England, because if I was, I'd personally track you down, take your balls and send them through a rusty meat grinder.
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    Even then, a Hummer-sized rabbit hit you with what is roughly the strength of getting hit by a real life Hummer. And even then, being good at stealth does not give you a "get out of jail free" card. RJS went to take a fucking shower, too, I think that they'd allow it. You're just trying to get...
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    I'm waiting for J to react to Glade's punch to Martin.
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    I don't know, I just know I can't feel my fucking leg!
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    No, I just slept on top of my leg, and I had a massive cramp on the same leg. So I just couldn't feel my fucking leg, and kept tripping.
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    10 AM here and I can finally walk without collapsing on the floor. That's why I only got around saying it now.
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    Happy new year to all you bastards.
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    Oi, J, I'm waiting for you to carry on with the part where Martin and Eric are possessed.
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    What the fuck.
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    Uhm, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now - it's my cousin's birthday (weird, I know).
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    Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

    3/10 What's a CIA Agent dressed up as a Samurai? A secret asian.
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    Parahumans RP OOC and signup

    It's nearly one in the morning. We're in the middle of vacations. People are out there, going to clubs, getting drunk, smoking cigarettes and pot... And I'm just sitting here in my room in my pajamas watching K-On! And yet I wonder why I don't like people.
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    Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

    2/10 "Eh, sorry, I need some help opening this jar." "Well, you could start by downloading Java."
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    Brazil, mate.