A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[RJS]

Granted, permissions now confuse you in all mods.

I wish for everyone to have a happy 2015!

 

[xTordX]

You get stuff z aka the last stuff.
I wish i wasn't so lazy right now so i could get up, get on the pc, get some whine, get drunk and sleep on the keyboard.

 

[techno156]

You get too many whines and are unable to sleep
I wish everyone had a happy holidays!

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Granted, but you turn evil and the good thing kills you.

I wish tord wouldn't wish to get drunk at the age of 14

 

[RJS]

Granted, but you turn evil and the good thing kills you.

I wish tord wouldn't wish to get drunk at the age of 14

Granted. Tord no longer wishes to get drunk, because he is drunk. Constantly. He dies of cirrhosis at age 16.

I wish Sengoku Basara 4 would get a European release.

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, but they retract it because of violence (why would they?).

I wish you a merry christmas!

 

[RJS]

Granted. I drink several bottles of rum, get very 'merry', and somehow drunkenly implicate you in a crime. You are arrested and held for the festive period while they investigate.

I wish for gun control in America.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Granted, but protests get you killed.

I wish that definitely was what you meant.

 

[RJS]

Granted, but protests get you killed.

I wish that definitely was what you meant.

Granted. I made that wish intending to be killed by protesters. However, as a result, you have failed to corrupt my wish, and are painfully dragged out of existence by an eldritch abomination with far too many eyes and tentacles. Your last words were the most beautifully moving words ever spoken, and could have changed the world for the better, but no-one hears them because you die alone.

I wish for cake.

 

[xTordX]

You get a cupcake.
I wish for toast.

 

[playerismc]

Granted. But you Toast is with deadly posion and is burned.
I wish that i have a wish every day

 

[xTordX]

You have the same wish everyday. And that is "I wish i will wash my hands in 5 minutes.".

I wish someone other than me would greet @playerismc to the forum games section.

Greetings!!!

 

[CoolSquid]

Welcome @playerismc! May you have a bloody and harmful visit here!

I wish for something similar to stuffs.

 

[xTordX]

You get unwanted buffs.
I wish for a potato.

 

[CoolSquid]

Granted, you get a potato.

I wish for a toilet seat.

 

[xTordX]

You get a used one.
I wish i get a butter squid.

 

[playerismc]

Granted but you get an annoying Speaking, derp Squid

I wish for food

 

[xTordX]

You get food so tough you break your teeth.
I wish typing with a stylus was actually faster than typing with my fingers.

 

[playerismc]

Granted but you can only typ while you are sleeping
I wish to be brain afk but hear what goes around me

 

[xTordX]

Isn't that how it works?
You are afk forever.

I wish i could instakill someone in mc with a secret key combo.