Ask a stupid question...

[ThatsAPaddling]

No, they join in until the rabbits are suffocated. Trees hate rabbits and hares to the point of lagocide (rabbit/hare genocide), little known fact.

If a tree farts in the woods, do the turtles giggle?

 

[Staxed]

No, turtles don't have a sense of humour...hence the hideyness.

Does as spoonful of sugar really help the medicine go down?

 

[Electro44]

Do, it just helps the medicine get fatter

I can't believe it's not butter?

 

[Staxed]

That is a statement with a question mark on it, there is however still no question . But...that's because it's not butter!

How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?

 

[Electro44]

With a very big plunger

Why would you want to put an elephant in the fridge?

 

[Staxed]

Because the Giraffe already had a turn.

Do you think you could fit a hippopatamus into a shoebox?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

That depends on where Godzilla buys his shoes.

Where does Godzilla buy his shoes?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Japan

Disturb me?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

Hey, slowking! I've just been to japan and the shoe shop's been destroyed - oh, you're doing your homework? Sorry.

If Godzilla is Godzilla, is his son Jesuszilla?

 

[keybounce]

Only if Godzilla is Christian according to 4th century interpretations.

What if Godzilla were jewish?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

He'd be shouting 'OY VEY, MOTHRA'S GAY!'

What if Godzilla was Muslim?

 

[duckfan77]

He wouldn't be

Why isn't Godzilla a penguin?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Because penguins nommed his head


Why is my dog a cow

 

[duckfan77]

because mammals

When does the world begin?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

When you stop coming up with emo rock band names like 'When Does The World Begin?'

Oy vey, is Mothra gay?

 

[keybounce]

The world begins about 4.5 billion years ago.

When does the universe begin?

GRR, high frequency tradingposting.

Only if Mothra likes other giant moths of the same sex.

How many other giant moths are there?

 

[ThatsAPaddling]

About NINJA'D o'clock.

 

[Electro44]

That's a lot of moths!
P.S. When Does The World Begin? does actually sound like a punk rock/emo rock band

My question is...
When exactly is Chico Time?

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[Staxed]

Chico time is directly opposite Chica time on a lunar scale clock.

When do we eat?

 

[Electro44]

After a nice long Siesta

Why is sleeping so good but also so annoying?